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 Groucho Marx Quotes
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“Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” 
― Groucho Marx
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.” 
― Groucho Marx
“All people are born alike... except Republicans and Democrats.” 
― Groucho Marx
“All geniuses die young.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” 
― Groucho Marx
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” 
― Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” 
― Groucho Marx
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” 
― Groucho Marx
Nationality: American
Born:  October 2, 1890
Died: August 19, 1977
Known For: Comedian and Film and Television Star..