“Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
― Groucho Marx
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“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”
― Groucho Marx
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“All people are born alike... except Republicans and Democrats.”
― Groucho Marx
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“All geniuses die young.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”
― Groucho Marx
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“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
― Groucho Marx
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx
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“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
― Groucho Marx
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