•“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”
― Chuck Norris 

•“The only thing for it is to use men for sex and never let any of them get so close they could hurt you.” 
― Dorothy Koomson

•“When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.”
― Ezra Pound 

•“I do not wish to be a coward like the father of mankind and throw the blame upon a woman.” 
― Ouida

•“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
― Edmund Burke 

•“When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.” 
― Greg Behrendt

•“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.” 
― Nelson DeMille

•“As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also.”
― Thomas Jefferson 

•“So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's.” 
― Friedrich Nietzsche

•“Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.”
― George Washington 

•“Men are always ready to die for us, but not to make our lives worth having. Cheap sentiment and bad logic.” 
― Louisa May Alcott

•“Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.”
― Gilbert K. Chesterton 

•“To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.”
― Abraham Lincoln 

•“I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.” 
― Diamanda Galás

•“Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence.”
― Democritus 

•“The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his arms. It's seen in the love with which he EMBRACES you.” 
― Steve Maraboli

•“The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.”
― William Shakespeare   

•“Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson 

•“Men, in general, are a sort of scum, very different to anything of which you have an idea.” 
― Charlotte Brontë

•“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
― Red Skelton 

•“Women fall in love when they get to know you. Men are just the opposite. When they finally know you they're ready to leave” 
― James Salter

•“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.”
― Henry David Thoreau 

•“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein 

•“Wherever you find a great man, you will find a great mother or a great wife standing behind him -- or so they used to say. It would be interesting to know how many great women have had great fathers and husbands behind them.” 
― Dorothy L. Sayers

•“You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable.” 
― Marguerite Duras

•“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”
― Confucius 

•“Any woman who is sure of her own wits, is a match, at any time, for a man who is not sure of his o“Any woman who is sure of her own wits, is a match, at any time, for a man who is not sure of his own temper.” 
― Wilkie Collins

•“When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.” 
― Steve Maraboli

•“We should weep for men at their birth, not at their death.”
― Charles de Montesquieu 

•“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” 
― Anaïs Nin

•“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” 
― Lily Tomlin

•“The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.” 
― Virginia Woolf

•“Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.”
― Quintus Ennius 

•“All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.” 
― Santosh Kalwar

•“It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.”
― Norman Schwarzkopf 

•“At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.” 
― P.G. Wodehouse

•“Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.”
― John F. Kennedy   

•“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.” 
― Zsa Zsa Gabor

•“Men are what their mothers made them.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson   

•“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” 
― Dave Barry

•“Men are actually the weaker sex.”
― George Weinberg 

•“Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.” 
― Oscar Wilde

•“Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men.”
― Confucius 

•“Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is.” 
― Lisa Kleypas

•“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”
― Winston Churchill 

•“No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!” 
― T.D. Jakes

•“Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.”
― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 

•“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” 
― Barbra Streisand

•“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”
― Plato   

•“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.” 
― Mae West

•“Men do not fail; they give up trying.”
― Elihu Root 

•“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.” 
― Mae West

•“Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.”
― Oscar Wilde 

•“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.” 
― Robert Jordan

•“There would be no great men if there were no little ones.”
― George Herbert 

•“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” 
― Robin P. Williams

•“Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.”
― Oliver Wendell Holmes 

•“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.” 
― Elizabeth Peters

•“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.”
― Oscar Wilde 

•“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” 
― George Carlin

•“It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.”
― Frederick Douglass 

•“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.” 
― Brigham Young