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Quotes About Sex
•“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.”
― Jarod Kintz
•“When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.” 
― Zadie Smith
•“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
― Brendan Behan 
•“God, now she knew what decent men felt like, the disquiet before taking someone for their first time.” 
― J.R. Ward
•“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
― Robert A. Heinlein   
•“It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.” 
― Ashly Lorenzana
•“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!” 
― George Bernard Shaw
•“In my old age, I was at last being permitted to make the discovery that lovemaking gets better and better with time, if it's with someone you care for.” 
― Patricia Nell Warren
•“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
― Rodney Dangerfield 
•“If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human experience are human beings more convinced that something better can be had only if they persevere.” 
― P.D. James
•“Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention.”
― Camille Paglia 
•“Life is not all about only sex, just try once to control this disaster, you may turn out to be a religious worshiper or prophet, but everything fails when you see naked women in your bed.” 
― Santosh Kalwar
•“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?”
― Bette Midler 
•“To the degree you experience God's love towards you - seeing you as beautiful and radiant - to that degree sex won't ruin your life.” 
― Timothy Keller
•“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.”
― Cary Grant 
•“A woman's orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependant as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.” 
― Megan Hart
•“In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.”
― Cyril Connolly 
•“The only thing for it is to use men for sex and never let any of them get so close they could hurt you.” 
― Dorothy Koomson
•“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ”
― Rita Rudner
•“Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.” 
― Andy Warhol
•“Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.”
― Peter Ustinov
•“The main thing to remember is that making love is at onces the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.” 
― Patricia Briggs
•“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere” 
― Helen Gurley Brown
•“Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.” 
― Nelson Algren
•“Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.” 
― Woody Allen
•“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.” 
― Joan Rivers
•“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.” 
― Suze Orman
•“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.” 
― Tom Robbins
•“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
― Billy Crystal 
•“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” 
― Mae West
•“I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.” 
― Oscar Wilde
•“The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.” 
― Sigmund Freud
•“I never asked my mother where babies came from but I remember clearly the day she volunteered the information....my mother called me to set the table for dinner. She sat me down in the kitchen, and under the classic caveat of 'loving each other very, very much,' explained that when a man and a woman hug tightly, the man plants a seed in the woman. The seed grows into a baby. Then she sent me to the pantry to get placemats. As a direct result of this conversation, I wouldn't hug my father for two months.” 
― Sloane Crosley
•“It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.” 
― Marge Piercy
•“If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I'm not on the pill?” 
― Catherine Ryan Hyde
•“Revenge is like sex, Mister Dresden. It's best when it comes on slow, quiet, until it all seems inexorable.” 
― Jim Butcher
•“Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.” 
― Havelock Ellis
•“Nothing better for the hormones and worse for the heart than the right boy at the right time.” 
― Jacquelyn Mitchard
•“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ” 
― Betty Friedan
•“Don’t be a critic. The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex.” 
― Steve Maraboli
•“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” 
― Abraham Lincoln
•“Sex had always been a weapon, a tool, the only form of currency that never ran out.” 
― Larissa Ione
•“An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.”
― Edgar Wallace 
•“If you have good sex, you've done a lot right in life.” 
― Rebecca Murphy
•“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” 
― Woody Allen
•“Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!” 
― Samantha Bee
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